March 2013
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October 2012
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September 2012
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coldasaslab asked: FOLLIES who would you play and who would I play
Put a musical in my askbox and I'll tell you what... →
alittle-fall-of-rain:
DO IT DO IT DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
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August 2012
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Me: there needs to be a tap battle between Sally and Phyllis. So they need to cast Sally and Phyllis who can actually tap.
Thomas: so...sutton foster and the reanimated corpse of Ann Miller.
Thomas: Donna, by the way, is keeping it tight
Me: Her vagina?
Thomas: Probably.
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alexandergold:
Just amazing.
I’m on board with Roseanne as a “surprisingly good actress.” But then she says “Shirley MacLaine is right.”
Hmm…. Meryl. Drink your juice. I love you forever.
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15-yemenroad-yemen:
Every time Beyonce changes keys in Love On Top, I become a little more gay.
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July 2012
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awesomehostile:
taaronwilliams replied to your post: -~Attention Everyone~-
She’ll remember EVERYTHING. Whenever I see the acronym HSAM, I always want it to say HAMS.
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Apparently I was a Bit of a Flirt This Weekend at...
These are the fucks I give:
Apparently my boyfriend was a bit of a flirt too. He don’t give no fucks neither. And frankly, we probably had the least amount of sex of everyone that weekend. OKRRRR??
June 2012
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When Cecilia Bartoli sings Agitata Da Due Venti
whatshouldwecallopera:
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When my roommate tries to talk to me and I've been...
whatshouldwecallopera:
i’m just like:
Remember that time I watched all of Leontyne’s farewell “O patria mia” with my boyfriend and another friend in the same room?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGfP38nd-U0
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!
PARTY CANNONS AHOY!!!!
May 2012
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THEY'VE ADDED SEASON 2 OF MY LITTLE PONY TO...
And then when I could finally speak again:
PARTY CANNONS AHOY!!!!
It is a beautiful day for everypony.
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So if you follow this Tumblr to any degree, I’m sure aware of a favorite hashtag of mine: #deadghost.
Today my mom used it in a text message. INCLUDING THE HASHTAG.
She is perfect.
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This RuPaul's Drag Race Reunion...
Seriously, I was eating Strawberry Cheesecake Ben & Jerry’s.
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN.
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celluloidlove:
eva-duarte:
something about jackie evancho really freaks me out.
like everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qecULT01iE
No seriously, EVERYTHING
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BREAKING NEWS: Murphy Brown Coming Back to TV? →
celluloidlove:
tehblackbirdflies:
missworded:
imremembering:
[Huffpo TV]
Yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss! MY FIRST FEMINIST HEROINE!
WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
T’will be a Hello Dolly!-style homecoming.
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April 2012
24 posts
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I Only Have 2 Episodes Left Before I Finish Season...
In the words of Britney Spears: “Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more.”
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If I Made a Meryl Streep 4-Pack
It would have Death Becomes Her, She-Devil, Postcards from the Edge, and The Devil Wears Prada.
And everyone would buy it.
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Favorite Line in Veep
“How was Hallowes?”
“Oh the usual: ‘Selina. Hi. I’m melting. I’m melting.’ “
Julia Louis-Dreyfus knocks that one out of the fucking park. And that sentence is so funny, that the one right after—“She is such a fucking bitch.”—doesn’t even really matter.
VEEP. So good.
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My Friend Jonathan and I Didn't Even Realize What...
It wasn’t until Cheryl actually DESCRIBED her perfect day that we remembered, “THAT’S TODAY!!!”
(for the record, in Chicago today, you needed a light jacket AND an umbrella for the five minutes of torrential downpour around 6:00)
Anyway, I love this damn movie. But I noticed something this time around.
Benjamin Bratt’s Agent Matthews is maybe the worst romantic...
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So Wait.
I made a mini pizza and a small salad for dinner.
And now, post-Open Mic at Davenport’s, I’m cooking a Digiorno pizza, as well as eating one of the two pints of Hagen Daas I bought?
This is definitely putting me in contention for the Fat Ass Olympics.
#sorryimnotsorry
Also, I’m watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, because I have fully transitioned from male to...
If this Taylor Swift-Joni Mitchell biopic actually...
Because when I think Joni Mitchell, I also think, “singing Lisa Frank sticker.”
ANGEL KITTEH CULD DRINKZ CASE OF U AND STILL BE ON ITZ FEETZ.