So Wait.
I made a mini pizza and a small salad for dinner.
And now, post-Open Mic at Davenport’s, I’m cooking a Digiorno pizza, as well as eating one of the two pints of Hagen Daas I bought?
This is definitely putting me in contention for the Fat Ass Olympics.
#sorryimnotsorry
Also, I’m watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, because I have fully transitioned from male to BRONY.
My favorite is Fluttershy.
But obviously I’m Pinkiepie.
#lulz
