Strong Feelings and Unreasonable Exclamations.

So Wait.

I made a mini pizza and a small salad for dinner.

And now, post-Open Mic at Davenport’s, I’m cooking a Digiorno pizza, as well as eating one of the two pints of Hagen Daas I bought?

This is definitely putting me in contention for the Fat Ass Olympics.

#sorryimnotsorry

Also, I’m watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, because I have fully transitioned from male to BRONY.

My favorite is Fluttershy.

But obviously I’m Pinkiepie.

#lulz

Wait, Madonna Performed at Half-Time???

Puh-lease.

If we’re going to have a delusional blonde perform on national television, the OBVIOUS choice is ALWAY JENNA MARONEY.

jenna maroney dancing gif