Apparently reading is fundamental, even in Equestria.
Ooh, she done closed the libraries!
Seriously, I was eating Strawberry Cheesecake Ben & Jerry’s.
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN.
Last night, I saw Sharon Needles perform at Spin in Chicago.
She opened the show by emerging from a coffin and lipsynching Whitney’s “I Will Always Love You.” Then she lipsynched Marilyn Manson’s “Beautiful People” while putting all her tips into a blender.
Later, she lipsynched Julie Brown’s “Big and Stupid” while dressed as Peg Bundy. Then she came out dressed as sexy Freddy Krueger. She performed “Sweet Dreams(Are Made of This),” which lead into her performing Blondie’s “Rip Her To Shreds” in front of a giant picture of her holding the decapitated head of Phi Phi O’Hara(who also was at Spin, and performed very well. Also, The Princess was there looking SUPER PRETTY in a very nice dress).
In short, Sharon Needles is FLAWLESS. ALWAYS AND FOREVER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.
When I put out my album of reality show songs, it will definitely include “Jesus is a Biscuit(Let Him Sop You Up).” Other hits will include, “Hey Daniel Franco, Where Did You Go?” and “Lighten Up!(It’s Just FASHION).” Oh, and “Shake Ya Body.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yCv-V6tIPU